I am Officially in MOURNING over the loss of the beloved long hair of the great Steve Nash. I welcome any offerings to possibly help me feel somewhat better but do not feel scorned if I only push them away to yet again be in silence. This is a day that the Lord has made and forgot to save something, Nash's hair! How could He let this happen. Don't let me hear you say anything in praise to this horrendous event because then I will have to beat you to a bloody pulp and then burn your remains. I will not hear any negative remarks about the gorgeous long flowing hair that was lost of late. We should all be as lucky as Nash's family and friends who were close enough to touch that glorious hair. I am now leaving to return to my shrine I have built to mourn the loss. Farewell to you all.